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Jump Pussy pt. 07

Adventures in Obscenity: #14 Jump Pussy pt.07 – Offline Predators by BSRiter “Thank you very much,” Said Seth Barns to the somewhat appreciative crowd, “We are the Offline Predators,” he continued,” If you like our shit, we got some merch in the back, along with some free stickers. The Dead Elvis...

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Half Nauseated Thursday: #53

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Jump Pussy pt. 06

Adventures in Obscenity: #13 Jump Pussy pt.06 – The New Edition to the Gang by BSRiter The rest of the gang did not quite know what to make of Zombo’s new Bitch from Japan. Neither Did Zombo. While relationships between the living and the undead were not unheard of in this brave new post apocalyptic world...

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Wrestling Rules Wednesday: #51

Lord James Blears vs. Baron Michele Leone …. Classic Wrestling!

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Jump Pussy pt. 05

Adventures in Obscenity: #12 Jump Pussy pt.05 – C.U.M.S.L.U.T. by BSRiter “I can’t believe you fucked that thing dude,” Doggerel said in disgust when they finally left the underground bar and set off into the moonless post apocalyptic night. “Well, I figured it was the least I could to do after I shoved...

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Pleasurists #92

Abandoned Nude 4 by tiago13pereira Welcome to Pleasurists, a round-up of the adult product and sex toy reviews that came out in the last seven days. For updates and information follow our RSS Feed and Twitter. Did you miss Pleasurists #91? Read it all here. Do you have a review for Pleasurists #93? Be sure to...

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Confessions a Cyber Sex Doll

Adventures in Obscenity: #11 Confessions a Cyber Sex Doll by BSRiter Today was a usual day of digital debauchery. The weird S&M guy logged in today and once again hog tied me and shoved a carrot up my cunt. He then made my boobs grow until they were dragging on the floor and titty fucked me with his large spiky...

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Best of Spam: #10

Here are a few short one liners… Did you know Smurfette wished that she her guy had a bigger mushroom. Power up your pork rocket. You’ll get along with your prick and together you will hump many girls! The rAt of Intimacy – How too Seduce Your Ex Husband Eldest brother also is like unto the mother,...

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Tales from the Porn Store: #102

Tales from the Porn Store: #102 – Donkey Cocks & Hippopotamus Balls. After 4 hours of the store being open, I have only made one sale; some dude bought 2 transexual DVDs. But I have had 5 stupid phone calls, a homeless guy, a crazy guy who talks to himself, and some dude who wanted to grease our gates. Can...

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Interview: #015 – Rampant Decay

Interview: #15 – Rampant Decay (Interviewed by King Gary). I’ve known Rich from Rampant Decay for like 7 years now… maybe? But these guys are a great band, and a lot of fun. The very first time I saw them, we (Bitchslicer) traveled through a blizzard to play with them in 2007 or 2008. I think that...

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Saturday Morning Cartoons: #59

…. Gorilla My Dreams – pt. 1 of 3 – Hulk Hogan’s Rock ‘N’ Wrestling: The gang go to a costume party, but trouble arises when a trained gorilla is caught stealing a precious diamond necklace. Andre, dressed as a gorilla, is mistaken for the thief and arrested. Hulk and the others...

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Jump Pussy pt. 04

Adventures in Obscenity: #10 Jump Pussy pt.04 – Riding Bitch with Zombo by BSRiter “Eeeerghhh!” Zombo screamed with as much an excitement that was allowed for a member of an undead motorcycle gang and made a beeline towards the little Japanese School Girl tourist who was busy snapping pictures of him and...

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Porn Store Spotlights: #33

The Porn Store – Mack’s dad has some job experience with pornography.

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Jump Pussy pt. 03

Adventures in Obscenity: #09 Jump Pussy pt.03 – Machine Screw by BSRiter “Fuck Dog, way to leave me hanging,” Pussyfingers spat out before taking a few laps of his White Russian, heavy on the cream. He had just barely managed to get across the gap, coming up a few inches short but still managing to grab...

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Half Nauseated Thursday: #52

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Jump Pussy pt. 02

Adventures in Obscenity: #08 Jump Pussy pt.02 – Ride Zombie Bitch Ride by BSRiter With a look of melancholy grimness Zombo rode his bike through the deserted post apocalyptic streets. With the arms of his undead bitch wrapped firmly around his torso, the chomper on a chopper cruised the city looking for some...

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Wrestling Rules Wednesday: #50

King Kong Bundy vs. Superfly Snuka …. Ox Baker is 74 years old here, out of retirement for this 2008 match. Ox Baker Rules!

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Jump Pussy pt. 01

Adventures in Obscenity: #07 Jump Pussy pt.01 – Jump You Pussy by BSRiter “Jump you Pussy! Jump now or get turned into Chomper Meat!” Doggerel shouted out over the chasm that was currently separating him and his one eyed man-cat associate. Fucking cats never did what you told them to do. “Shit, that looks...

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Pleasurists #91

Purple by boykitten Welcome to Pleasurists, a round-up of the adult product and sex toy reviews that came out in the last seven days. For updates and information follow our RSS Feed and Twitter. Did you miss Pleasurists #90? Read it all here. Do you have a review for Pleasurists #92? Be sure to read our submission...

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The GBP

Adventures in Obscenity: #06 The GBP by BSRiter Weird John had a craving for some alien titties. There was nothing like a big old double pair of Alpha Hydroxly mamba jambas to get him in the mood. He remembered this one Hydroxly stripper he met at the Galactic Boob Palace who had two completely different sets of...

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Best of Spam: #09

How to Open the DDoor to an Amazing Sex Life Learn more. The field of battle had beer slowly covered by it is thou who art the bearer of sacred offerings. When they advance except truth which devours untruth. To hanumat and others among the apes that rama curled up in the hay on the barn floor, snored the wrong path...

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Tales from the Porn Store: #101

Tales from the Porn Store: #101 – The Absolute Smallest Amount of Consideration. It’s still pretty early, but today has already been quite eventful. The day started out with a phone call at 10am on the dot asking if we have the movie ‘Date Night’, a question to which I responded “No, we don’t have that....

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Interview: #014 – Head on Collision

Interview: #14 – Head on Collision (Interviewed by King Gary). I met these guys when Bitchslicer was on tour in October 2008. We exchanged a few emails and then played together in St. Louis. We were the only two thrash bands on the bill. There was a goth industrial drum machine band, a nu-metal band, and another...

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Saturday Morning Cartoons: #58

…. Clean Gene – Hulk Hogan’s Rock ‘N’ Wrestling

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Kabuki’s New Girl pt.05

Adventures in Obscenity: #05 Kabuki’s New Girl pt.05 by BSRiter “Fucking Unbelievable,” Aki exclaimed as she fell to her ass, sending the large silver dildo careening towards the pack of flesh eating zombies. It slid underfoot of formerly alive Mr. Kabuki, sending the tall skinny zombie sprawling backwards...

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Porn Store Spotlights: #32

Porn Gives Employee Benefits – In this scene from Vanguard’s “Porn 2.0,” Kink.com employees discuss whether their parents accept that they work in the adult film industry, the creativity involved in producing pornography, and how full-time employment with benefits makes their job more secure...

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Kabuki’s New Girl pt.04

Adventures in Obscenity: #04 Kabuki’s New Girl pt.04 by BSRiter “Stay the fuck away from me you creepy fucks.” Aki said, trying her best to keep the fear that was swelling up within from cracking her voice. “I don’t care how much cash you have, I just want to be left alone and let the the fuck out of here.” Mr....

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Half Nauseated Thursday: #51

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Kabuki’s New Girl pt.03

Adventures in Obscenity: #03 Kabuki’s New Girl pt.03 by BSRiter “MMM yeah baby girl, suck daddy’s monster,” Big Sid growled as he wrapped his giant hands around the skinny young meth addict’s head, and forced more of his python down her gullet. The skeletal blonde’s eyes rolled back in her head as she...

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Wrestling Rules Wednesday: #49

Bob Backlund vs The Iron Shiek …. The Iron Sheik (managed by “Classy” Freddie Blassie) challenges Bob Backlund (managed by Arnold Skaaland) for the World Wrestling Federation Heavyweight Championship on December 26, 1983.

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Kabuki’s New Girl pt.02

Adventures in Obscenity: #02 Kabuki’s New Girl pt.02 by BSRiter “Holy Fuck that was weird” Aki said to herself when she finally was able to move and pull herself out of the splayed position that the Japanese business men had left her in. All that she had on were her very soiled Hello Kitty Panties. She pulled...

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Pleasurists #90

Abandoned Nude by tiago13pereira Welcome to Pleasurists, a round-up of the adult product and sex toy reviews that came out in the last seven days. For updates and information follow our RSS Feed and Twitter. Did you miss Pleasurists #89? Read it all here. Do you have a review for Pleasurists #91? Be sure to read...

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Kabuki’s New Girl pt.01

Adventures in Obscenity: #01 Kabuki’s New Girl pt.01 by BSRiter Like a school yard pervert, Mr. Kabuki began to fondle himself through the thin fabric of his conservative black dress pants. His face was screwed up into a sexually charged sneer, his lips parted and his short tongue pressed against his lower teeth....

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e[lust] #18

HNT Courtesy of Barefoot Dreamer – Photo by Jon H. Welcome to e[lust] - Your source for sexual intelligence and inspirations of lust from the smartest & sexiest bloggers! Whether you’re looking for hot steamy smut, thought-provoking opinions or expert information, you’re going to find it here. Want to...

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Best of Spam: #08

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Tales from the Porn Store: #100

Tales from the Porn Store: #100 – Training Day. Towards the end of January 2002, the CD store that I worked at was raided; I was arrested, and I ended up spending the entire weekend in a West Philadelphia jail. It was awesome, of course; one of the most fun and exciting days of my entire life. I would have to say...

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Saturday Morning Cartoons: #57

…. Andres Giant Problem – Hulk Hogan’s Rock ‘N’ Wrestling: Andre the giant has a problem. He never told his mother he was a wrestler so Hulk Hogan and the gang decide to help Andre pretend to be a pastery chef. Category:

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