Adventures in Obscenity
The Cracker pt.20
October 7, 2011 · Leave a Comment
Adventures in Obscenity: #210 The Cracker pt.20 by BSRiter “Fuck me you beautiful monster,” Lucy the whorebot cried out as she continued to slam her head into the granite walls of the sub basement. “Fill me with your monster cum.” To the Monster’s surprise and thing he was trying to rape and kill seemed to be enjoying the raping more than he was. While his giant knobby monster cock should have been turning her insides to a pile of bloody mush, instead the soft silicone like material morphed easily around him, allowing him to shove his club in up to the hilt and still have room... [Read the full story]
The Vault of Depravity
Cynthia vs. Diane pt.05
November 12, 2010 · 1 Comment
Vault of Depravity: #30 Cynthia vs. Diane pt.05 – The Great Escape by King Gary Up close, it would be pretty obvious that Cynthia was not one of Diane’s tactical ninja troops, but it would help her to blend in at any kind of a distance; besides what did she really have to lose by giving it a chance? So, she cautiously walked down the hallway and peeked around the corner. She came upon an armory closet as she walked down the hallway. She tried the key-card on the uniform she picked up and fortunately enough for her it worked. She looked around for anything that might give her an... [Read the full story]
The Abominable Annex
Orgy
January 7, 2011 · 1 Comment
The Abominable Annex: #25 Orgy by Alodi It was the most spectacular of orgies. There must have been fifteen couples spread about the mansion. A female on her knees, while two or three males tried to fuck her face simultaneously. Another female, crouched over a lover’s cock, while a second hot and determined penis, ravaged her anus. And yet, most of the participants seemed distracted, as if waiting and expecting something beyond their activity, to happen. And then the great wooden door was flung open and huge creature, part wolf and part man appeared, dragging behind him, a frail and... [Read the full story]
Random Stories
Every Kid Should Own a BB Gun!
August 12, 2009 · 2 Comments
Every Kid Should Own a BB Gun! I was probably about 15 years and it was summer time. The neighbors across the street used to hire this kid from school to mow their lawn every week. Strangely enough, this became one of the highlights of our (my brother and I) summer. First off let me fill you in on a little back ground information on this kid, he was a total fucking prick. It is possible that he eventually grew up and became an ok person, but I haven’t seen him in maybe 16 years so… who knows, who care? Instead of talking a bunch of shit on him, I will just tell the one story that summed... [Read the full story]
Bitchslicer / War Journal
Bitchslicer – War Journal: August 13th 2010
August 16, 2010 · Leave a Comment
August 13th 2010 @ The Milcreek Tavern – Philadelphia, PA Clamfight’s Record Release Show for Volume 01 — Officer Slug, Maegashira, Bitchslicer, & Clamfight Officer Slug played first: I talked to these guys a good bit throughout the night and they were very laid back. Musically they were kind of sludgy, punk, metal. They were slower and had a good sense of humor. Their drummer was really awesome. He was good, but he also had really good energy. Maegashira played second: Next up was Maegashira. These guys were slow, doomy, and drunk! The singer alternated between the... [Read the full story]
The Abominable Annex
Orgy
January 7, 2011 · 1 Comment
The Abominable Annex: #25 Orgy by Alodi It was the most spectacular of orgies. There must have been fifteen couples spread about the mansion. A female on her knees, while two or three males tried to fuck her face simultaneously. Another female, crouched over a lover’s cock, while a second hot and determined penis, ravaged her anus. And yet, most of the participants seemed distracted, as if waiting and expecting something beyond their activity, to happen. And then the great wooden door was flung open and huge creature, part wolf and part man appeared, dragging behind him, a frail and... [Read the full story]
Tales from the Porn Store
Tales from the Porn Store: #134
Tales from the Porn Store: #134 – Your name is Bitch! . (This tale has not yet been edited, so please excuse any errors or nonsensical run-ons that you may encounter when reading. Thank you. – G) I love how every individual day I work here, manages to find its own unique way of being horrible, but entertaining...
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Tales from the Porn Store: #133
Tales from the Porn Store: #133 – Commercial Lease . (This tale has not yet been edited, so please excuse any errors or nonsensical run-ons that you may encounter when reading. Thank you. – G) Lately my wife has been traveling a lot for both her last job, and her new job, so for last 2 months I have manages...
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Tales from the Porn Store: #132
Tales from the Porn Store: #132 – Meth-Sharks. (This tale has not yet been edited, so please excuse any errors or nonsensical run-ons that you may encounter when reading. Thank you. – G) Let me first start off by saying that I know nothing about Meth use, aside from a few documentaries that have I seen...
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Tales from the Porn Store: #131
Tales from the Porn Store: #131 – Skynet becomes Self-Aware. (This tale has not yet been edited, so please excuse any errors or nonsensical run-ons that you may encounter when reading. Thank you. – G) I had always wondered if it would happen one day… and now after almost 10 years, one of the crazy...
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Tales from the Porn Store: #130
Tales from the Porn Store: #130 – It’ll make your dick green!. (This tale has not yet been edited, so please excuse any errors or nonsensical run-ons that you may encounter when reading. Thank you. – G) Today was a very odd day. It was very slow, but somehow a handful of really stupid-assed, sub-humans...
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Tales from the Porn Store: #129
Tales from the Porn Store: #129 – The Ship has Sunk!. (This tale has not yet been edited, so please excuse any errors or nonsensical run-ons that you may encounter when reading. Thank you. – G) The ship has long since sunk, deep into the abyss, far, far beyond the point of no return. Am I the only one...
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Tales from the Porn Store: #128
Tales from the Porn Store: #128 – Sleeping Rattle Snake. (This tale has not yet been edited, so please excuse any errors or nonsensical run-ons that you may encounter when reading. Thank you. – G) I was really hoping for an easy day today (like most other Sundays have been lately) but no such luck. There...
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Tales from the Porn Store: #127
Tales from the Porn Store: #127 – No Dogs Allowed. (This tale has not yet been edited, so please excuse any errors or nonsensical run-ons that you may encounter when reading. Thank you. – G) Surprisingly enough after 9 years of working in here, today I got into an argument about something totally new;...
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Tales from the Porn Store: #126
Tales from the Porn Store: #126 – Two Former Customers. (This tale has not yet been edited, so please excuse any errors or nonsensical run-ons that you may encounter when reading. Thank you. – G) I saw two old customers today when I was out running around and getting lunch, and I realized how great it...
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Tales from the Porn Store: #125
Tales from the Porn Store: #125 – The Goats. (This tale has not yet been edited, so please excuse any errors or nonsensical run-ons that you may encounter when reading. Thank you. – G) When I came in to open up the store today, there was a copy of the Goats ‘Tricks of the Shade’ CD sitting on top of...
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Tales from the Porn Store: #124
Tales from the Porn Store: #124 – We Buy DVDs. (This tale has not yet been edited, so please excuse any errors or nonsensical run-ons that you may encounter when reading. Thank you. – G) Yeah I tend to spend a whole lot of time bitching about the customers that come in here all the time, but let me tell...
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Tales from the Porn Store: #123
Tales from the Porn Store: #123 – I Will NEVER Shop Here Again!. (This tale has not yet been edited, so please excuse any errors or nonsensical run-ons that you may encounter when reading. Thank you. – G) This old guy came in today with two clearance DVDs that ’didn’t work’. He walked right up to...
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Tales from the Porn Store: #122
Tales from the Porn Store: #122 – Impregnating the Floor. (This tale has not yet been edited, so please excuse any errors or nonsensical run-ons that you may encounter when reading. Thank you. – G) So this dude walks into the porn store. The big problem here is that all of the homeless guys, all of the...
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Tales from the Porn Store: #121
Tales from the Porn Store: #121 – Elvis, Death, & the Porn Store Apocalypse. (This tale has not yet been edited, so please excuse any errors or nonsensical run-ons that you may encounter when reading. Thank you. – G) I can barely stay awake today. I took some No Doz almost an hour ago, but I’m definitely...
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Tales from the Porn Store: #120
Tales from the Porn Store: #120 – Texas Chainsaw Massacre. (This tale has not yet been edited, so please excuse any errors or nonsensical run-ons that you may encounter when reading. Thank you. – G) It is so fucking cold in here today! Outside, every drop of moisture has turned to ice. Every dark spot...
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Tales from the Porn Store: #119
Tales from the Porn Store: #119 – Screw Me in the Sti. (This tale has not yet been edited, so please excuse any errors or nonsensical run-ons that you may encounter when reading. Thank you. – G) Since it minus four degree outside today, it is super cold in the porn store as well. So the first thing that...
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Tales from the Porn Store: #118
Tales from the Porn Store: #118 – What Job Requires Lube. (This tale has not yet been edited, so please excuse any errors or nonsensical run-ons that you may encounter when reading. Thank you. – G) Not that it’s that big of a deal either way, but today’s tale left me wondering about the missing pieces...
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Tales from the Porn Store: #117
Tales from the Porn Store: #117 – One Free Back Rub. (This tale has not yet been edited, so please excuse any errors or nonsensical run-ons that you may encounter when reading. Thank you. – G) The albino guy was the first customer in again today. He has routinely become the first customer to come in after...
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Tales from the Porn Store: #116
Tales from the Porn Store: #116 – Buy One Get One Free. We always have like 10 different sales going at any given time, that each last anywhere from 6 months to years. Most of the sales are confusing to the customers and we spend a lot of time explaining them over and over. For example, we have a $4.99 rack,...
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Tales from the Porn Store: #115
Tales from the Porn Store: #115 – Abnormally Large Pussy Lips. Even though I am always talking about the strange goings-on here in the porn store, I don’t often talk about porn itself. I guess you could say that to a certain extent, I am very desensitized to porn in general. Don’t get me wrong, I love...
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Tales from the Porn Store: #114
Tales from the Porn Store: #114 – Ninja Mice. Today was pretty uneventful, slow, and very very quiet. So quiet, in fact, that I actually spent time entertaining myself, and being entertained by, just how fucking dirty and disgusting the porn store really is. I spent a lot of the day sitting in a chair, leaning...
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Tales from the Porn Store: #113
Tales from the Porn Store: #113 – Please Invent Exploding Crack!. When I turned the corner to the block the porn store is on this morning, I saw that the entire street for the east end of the block was being taken up by one of those giant cranes. It was in use, so after I opened up the store and went to get...
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Tales from the Porn Store: #112
Tales from the Porn Store: #112 – Too Dumb for Minimum Wage. I am fully aware that with age comes wisdom, even for extremely dumb mother fuckers. So naturally being old and grumpy, you do have to cut young people some slack; of course, you can still curse at them under your breath for being so goddamn stupid....
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Tales from the Porn Store: #111
Tales from the Porn Store: #111 – When I Say Strippers…. I Really Mean Erotic Love Dolls. We get a lot of people coming in who stay at one of the two fancy pants hotels at the end of the block. Mostly traveling business men, but occasionally some timid woman who wants to come in and open a rental account,...
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Tales from the Porn Store: #110
Tales from the Porn Store: #110 – Friday Night Transsexual Party Bus. Today started out like an ordinary day at the porn store. It was really slow, the albino guy came in and paid for his porn is gold dollar coins. Some random guy came in and bought a bunch of transsexual porn. The odd thing about that, actually,...
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Tales from the Porn Store: #109
Tales from the Porn Store: #109 – Curse of the City Witch!. So… this really old lady came in today and looked around for a while. She looked at the General Release DVDs in the front of the store for a bit, and then she took a stroll through the adult section in the back of the store. She looked very out...
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Tales from the Porn Store: #108
Tales from the Porn Store: #108 – The Fine Art of Salesmanship (A play, in 3 Acts). Just another slow and boring day, peppered with the occasional mandatory dose of stupidity that always manages to finds its way into the porn store. ACT ONE: A Case of Mistaken Identity “HELLO!” the moronic old man screamed...
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Tales from the Porn Store: #107
Tales from the Porn Store: #107 – Porn Central: where the floors are covered in mold, the air smells like piss, and mice climb up your legs all day. The Porn Store has always been a dark dingy mess that makes women and sane people feel uncomfortable just to come inside for a little bit, but it has gotten...
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Tales from the Porn Store: #106
Tales from the Porn Store: #106 – 1349 (Slight Return). Every time I take a weekend off, I always come back to some fucked up horrible surprise, this weekend would be no different. I got up too early from not getting enough sleep, took the asshole mover aka the public bus to center city, stopped at the pharmacy...
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Tales from the Porn Store: #105
Tales from the Porn Store: #105 – Veronica Moser. When I was younger, I would actively seek out the most fucked up shit that I could find. I owned all the Faces, Traces, and 3rd rate knock off ‘Of Death’ movies. The first time I ever purchased pornography, I went into a video store and bought a ‘3 pregnant,...
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Tales from the Porn Store: #104
Tales from the Porn Store: #104 – Porn Thing. Last weekend, I took off work at the porn store so my wife could go to LA for an adult industry convention. It was nice getting away from the whole porn store reality for a bit. I caught up on a bunch of crap, slept in, and watch a lot of television! We have an...
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Tales from the Porn Store: #103
Tales from the Porn Store: #103 – The Rise and Fall of the Chutney Empire. I didn’t really know exactly what chutney was aside from being ‘some Indian food thing or whatever’ so I had to look it up upon writing this. The definition that I came across was “Chutney is a loan word incorporated into English...
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Tales from the Porn Store: #102
Tales from the Porn Store: #102 – Donkey Cocks & Hippopotamus Balls. After 4 hours of the store being open, I have only made one sale; some dude bought 2 transexual DVDs. But I have had 5 stupid phone calls, a homeless guy, a crazy guy who talks to himself, and some dude who wanted to grease our gates....
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Tales from the Porn Store: #101
Tales from the Porn Store: #101 – The Absolute Smallest Amount of Consideration. It’s still pretty early, but today has already been quite eventful. The day started out with a phone call at 10am on the dot asking if we have the movie ‘Date Night’, a question to which I responded “No, we don’t have...
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Tales from the Porn Store: #100
Tales from the Porn Store: #100 – Training Day. Towards the end of January 2002, the CD store that I worked at was raided; I was arrested, and I ended up spending the entire weekend in a West Philadelphia jail. It was awesome, of course; one of the most fun and exciting days of my entire life. I would have...
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Tales from the Porn Store: #99
Tales from the Porn Store: #99 – Thinning out the Herd. Having witnessed, first hand, the newest era of digital technology reduce the need for a dark and dingy smut hut, it does make me a little nostalgic about what porn once was, and about what it has always represented. Of course the times are changing,...
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Tales from the Porn Store: #98
Tales from the Porn Store: #98 – A Porn Addict’s thought on Vampires & Werewolves. Today seemed to start off a little better than I was expecting. I couldn’t really fall asleep last night, and ended up just laying there watching episode after episode of that show, Six Feet Under, on DVD. I think...
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